Bush has only one answer for every question

DATELINE IDIOTSVILLE: King George. He now wants another $250 million for Iraq because the Halliburton contractors are running out of graft and may be forced to retreat from their five-star digs.

Bush wants more troops to be sent (Finally. But it's a day late and too many dollars) -- Yes, the man who consistantly refused to put enough troops on the ground before -- now wants more. He thinks we should escalate.

The American people went to the polls and gave him a clear mandate: Get out. (I think they meant Iraq, but they could have meant get out of the White House, too.)

In his most recent State of the Union address, Bush persisted in speaking at length about the war in Iraq. I think that is meant to indicate that he thinks Iraq is part of the Union. Afterall, the mess in New Orleans was not even mentioned, suggesting that he thinks they aren't part of the Union - or maybe doesn't want them to be.

Polar bears are falling through the arctic ice, and Bush is the last man in America to think that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by Zippo weilding liberals. Well, no. Zippo weilding realists really just want to return decency and sanity to the White House.

It's one thing to be stupid. But it's something else to be stupid and recalcitrant.

We do know that Bush has remarkably few tools in his intellectual arsenal. After six years of the Bush Error, the American people have seen enough and have said so.

Even so, if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. That about hits the nail on the head.